idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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