just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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