Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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