Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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