porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
