new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
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