No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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