Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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