You really coming over, don't trick.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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