I CAN MOONWALK!
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
