I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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