i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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