is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
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