Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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