I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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