I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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