I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
false alarm, still single
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