Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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