Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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