have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I need to align my fucking chakras
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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