New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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