but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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