Is it because I queefed?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Randomize
