Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Its about making memories worth repressing
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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