he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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