apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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