i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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