I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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