I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
is this the sara with the beer cane?
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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