im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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