I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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