Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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