we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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