so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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