I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize
