i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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