Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
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