I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
My vagina is officially offended.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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