I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
try to milk me bitch
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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