ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
