at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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