I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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