3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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