i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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