I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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