i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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