Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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