Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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