His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
How external is "for external use only"?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
They are going to name an STD after you.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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