Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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